SARCASTIC COLLECTION (11 Pack) – Wood Plant Markers

$25.00

Inspired by some hilarious plant parent stories in a popular indoor plant group and the pet names given to notoriously pretentious plants (looking at you, Maiden Hair Fern). After sharing these with the group and voting on their faves, there was a call to make them available, so here we are!

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Description

Inspired by some hilarious plant parent stories in a popular indoor plant group and the pet names given to notoriously pretentious plants (looking at you, Maiden Hair Fern). After sharing these with the group and voting on their faves, there was a call to make them available, so here we are!

What you receive:
11x “natural” garden markers with your preferred level of profanity (Censored as written below or Un-censored). You will get one each of the following:

  • 1x Random cutting
  • 1x Karen
  • 1x Grow Dam*t
  • 1x Well I tried
  • 1x F*cked if I know
  • 1x Next victim
  • 1x Life savings
  • 1x Problem child
  • 1x Not dead yet
  • 1x Rooting for you
  • 1x Dont look at it

Dimensions are sized to cater for indoor plants:
Length 15.5cm | Width 1.6cm | Thickness 0.3cm

Materials: Craft plywood
These are supplied “natural” to give you freedom on how to use them:

  1. Keeping them al-natural if you wish to write extra details on or if you prefer the look. Please note the wood will break down, change colour over time and/or water stain.
  2. Tap into your inner artist and consider sealing with wood lacquer/varnish/outdoor paint (ask your local paint store for recommendations) before putting it into the soil to reduce moisture staining and extend life.

Packaging:
To do our part in helping reduce waste, we repurpose shipping materials that come in to help protect your order

Plant marker saying "Random Cutting" in a pot
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Additional information

Style

Censored, Un-Censored

Shipping Policy

We currently dispatch orders though NZ Post or NZ Couriers within 7 Working Days from placement of order. Delivery time is subject to the couriers backlog. We are quoted between 1-3 working days within New Zealand, however with the current shipping climate please expect longer wait times.

Refund Policy

No refunds avaliable, except for product(s) damaged upon arrival. No refunds due to shipping delays.

Cancellation / Return / Exchange Policy

We're are a small team of two doing our best to create something special for New Zealanders, and make items to order.  Please think carefully before deciding to make your purchase, as we do not offer refunds or exchanges if you decide our product is not for you.

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