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I’m Here Because You BROKE Something – White 11oz Ceramic Coffee Mug

$15.99

“I’m Here Because You BROKE Something”

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls you have done it. You bloody legend, you can finally stop bashing your head against a brick wall and acting like a munted chimpanzee.

You have finally found the Most Perfect / OK / It Will Do Gift:

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“I’m Here Because You BROKE Something”

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls you have done it. You bloody legend, you can finally stop bashing your head against a brick wall and acting like a munted chimpanzee.

You have finally found the Most Perfect / OK / It Will Do Gift:

Not sure what to get that special someone or that someone you hate?

No, I am not looking over at you Dave…

It doesn’t matter if it’s for your sometimes friend, the office geek, water cooler BFF, or friend with benefits, We have got your back…

Yes, our team is as cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.

We have taken this boring plain white mug and have made it cool again.

The catchy sublimation slogan will make your unknowing recipient, pee their pants, shit their dacks, or even better yet just give you a cold but loving stare from across the room.

Simply give this to your fav friend / sucker/ person you sometimes like, to redeem a hug, kiss, slap or even a punch in the face.

It’s like the thrill of unwrapping a Chrissie pressie from your old Aunt Edna, you will never know the reaction until it is open.

Meticulously handcrafted:
Ground to a clay pulp, tossed around for hours, pummeled into shape then glazed like a turkey. As if this is not enough each ceramic mug then goes through the gates of hell and is fired at over 2000(°F) before being tenderly caressed with an amazing award-winning* design.

(*award still pending)

Thoughtful Size:
325ml (11oz’s for those less refined) makes it the perfect size for holding hot and cold drinks or hiding that afternoon tipple that’s needed to get you through the day. You can really wrap your laughing gear ’round that.

Large Handle:
Cunningly designed with a handle that even a 3 fingered monkey could grab after a night on the turps.

Born To Last:
Unlike last week’s Lotto ticket, you are onto a winner with this mug – Zap it in a microwave or throw it in the dishwasher the print is made to last.

A random surprise:
Everyone (almost) loves a funny, unique, pretty, or personal, gift. And with our special just in time ordering, you can even spin a yarn by saying this mug was carefully handcrafted by a tribe of banana eating monkeys based in the Wop-wops just for them.

Created with ?? by the Morally Retarded Gift Shop
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Additional information

Colour

"White'

Material

Ceramic

Size

325ml (11oz)

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Shipping Policy

Unlike this website, we take our products seriously.

To make our items more affordable, we use a 3rd party print provider to manufacture and ship our items directly to you.

Our partner is based in Maryland USA, and is one of the largest variable data printing companies in the world.

Change of mind / incorrect items / incorrect delivery address

All of our products are unique and produced on demand as soon as you order. This does mean returns or exchanges are not supported if you ordered the wrong size, color, or simply don’t like the product. Our Print Providers don’t have inventory space to keep the unwanted items. It also means you must ensure the correct address is entered as this can not be changed after ordering.

Damaged items, manufacturing errors

We offer a replacement order free of charge, if there are any issues with the order, like manufacturing error, printing issues and such. In case a replacement order is arranged, there is no need to send the original order back to us. please just get in touch with us and send details of the issue and a photo of any damage.

Shipping times

As soon as you order, the details are sent to our printing partner. To ensure you get your new items quickly, printing generally starts the same day, there thhere may be a 2-5 day handling time in the bus times of year.

Below is the standard shipping times. Please note COVID has thrown a curve ball so these do vary.

NZ – Shipping up to 5 – 7 business days

Refund Policy

Change of mind / incorrect items / incorrect delivery address

All of our products are unique and produced on demand as soon as you order. This does mean returns or exchanges are not supported if you ordered the wrong size, color, or simply don’t like the product. Our Print Providers don’t have inventory space to keep the unwanted items. It also means you must ensure the correct address is entered as this can not be changed after ordering.

Damaged items, manufacturing errors

We offer a replacement order free of charge, if there are any issues with the order, like manufacturing error, printing issues and such. In case a replacement order is arranged, there is no need to send the original order back to us. please just get in touch with us and send details of the issue and a photo of any damage.

Cancellation / Return / Exchange Policy

Change of mind / incorrect items / incorrect delivery address

All of our products are unique and produced on demand as soon as you order. This does mean returns or exchanges are not supported if you ordered the wrong size, color, or simply don’t like the product. Our Print Providers don’t have inventory space to keep the unwanted items. It also means you must ensure the correct address is entered as this can not be changed after ordering.

Damaged items, manufacturing errors

We offer a replacement order free of charge, if there are any issues with the order, like manufacturing error, printing issues and such. In case a replacement order is arranged, there is no need to send the original order back to us. please just get in touch with us and send details of the issue and a photo of any damage.

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